words of makeup wisdom (and all the sephora samples i just got along with aforementioned potentially explosive topcoat) from myself and hilary beck 

"I am a mosquito. I am born as an egg that hatches into a larva. (Mosquito people call larvae “wrigglers.”) Then I become a ­comma-shaped pupa, then I hatch, then my exoskeleton hardens, then I fly. If I am a male mosquito, I eat nectar. I am attracted to individual females by the sound of their wings—a nice wing sound makes me crazy for mosquito sex. But humans do not interest me, no matter what. I can get no nectar from humans, and I am not interested in blood. I live for one week, get laid, and die."

- Last year’s NYMag prose poem on mosquitoes

in which i explain Avril Lavigne’s “Don’t Tell Me” video to Hilaryin which i explain Avril Lavigne’s “Don’t Tell Me” video to Hilary
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