GOOD MORNING MIDNIGHT

please advise

i bought this hummus with this spicy junk on top of it but when i removed it from the fridge five minutes ago in hopes of a snack, i realized it had somehow been punctured and was getting spicy garlic-smelling red oil everywhere

i looked at it in dismay, the mess slowly growing and the plastic too slippery with oil to remove, and i felt the weight of the world on my shoulders

and i thought the phrase ‘my hummus is leaking and i don’t know what to do’ and then realized i had thought it in the tune of ‘mr november’ by the national 

everything is terrible