Apparently this month is themed “Actually I Am Not That Cool And Am Kind Of A Slob, Sorry You Guys, Can We Still Be Friends?” Or maybe just the last post of my sloppy backpack contents and this one, of the weird photobooth pictures from the past two weeks of the bizarre things I actually wear at home.
I’m, like, freelancing and stuff now I guess (do you need a thing done? I can probably do this thing for you, especially if it is a writing or an internet thing.) What this actually means is “most days I sit at home in my bed and drink an entire French press of coffee and send a bunch of emails and do some stuff on the internet” and “go on lengthy Twitter rampages in which I probably sound vaguely unhinged but whatever it’s FUNNY right,” which is also not especially conducive to “dressing like a normal human being or putting on makeup really or anything.” It’s also “getting hot,” which is also “not conducive to dressing normally.” WHATEVER.
1. MAKING BASIL MOJITOS
Curlers Ricky’s
Bikini top American Apparel
Cutoffs (not pictured) Were American Eagle jeans circa 2001
2. SEAFOAM AND CORAL MANICURE ATTEMPT #1
Skirt H+M
Tee Hanes + Sharpie = YSL
Nails OPI Matte Gargantuan Green Grape (adorbs, but chips within like, an hour) and ORLY Terracotta
3. DRINKING WHISKEY OUT OF TEACUPS
Dress Vintage
Necklace Urban Outfitters men’s clearance rack circa 2k8
4. TAKING CONFERENCE CALLS FROM HOME
Blanket Target
Pajamas (not pictured) American Eagle boxers circa 2001 as well, Radiohead tee
5. REALLY AWESOME SALAD
Really Awesome Salad post coming soon
Dress same vintage one as before
6. MANICURE ATTEMPT 2 & HAIR RE-PURPLING / MALIBU BARBIE X MY LITTLE PONY
Nails ORLY Terracotta and OPI Hey Get In Lime, neither of which are even vaguely Terracotta or Lime coloured in the slightest
Hair keratin HiProPac + Manic Panic Electric Amethyst + Shimmerlights + Special FX Virgin Rose
7. I DON’T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING
Sports bra probs bought it for track practice 10+ years ago
Skirt vintage and my new favourite thing EVER
X-files poster my most prized posession
8. NEVERMIND I GUESS I DO LEAVE MY HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE BUT I DON’T TAKE PICTURES
Bustier topshop
Seriously though, how epic is that awful snakeskin print mini? It’s like, fuzzy but is sort of stretchy pleather inside. #buffycore2k12
