my brazilian boyfriend saw this and was like, “seriously, can you explain this to me? i don’t understand your country. i got in trouble with the principal in high school for making out with a girl once. she was really pretty but was a little bit cross-eyed, and the only reason the principal reprimanded me was to criticize me for taking advantage of a cross-eyed girl, and i was just confused because i thought she was really hot”
….oh, america
